Jimscreech

To gain an advantage in something or over someone without causing any adverse affects.

A short -cut

Long line of traffic and a guy drives past them all and cuts in at the front due to someone driving off slow therefore leaving space for the guy to cut in.

I'm gonna have to try a 'jimscreech'

by taichibob October 18, 2011

Jism Chasm

A woman with a vagina that is very loose, normally after child birth.

What's up Mike? "I shagged the wife last night for the first time since she had the twins. It was like fucking a tunnel. I'm not going near that Jism Chasm again!

by The Course Man July 13, 2012

Jimszim

Inserting a straw/tube into to eye of the penis then having a wank and sucking your cum up the straw/tube

Had the best jimszim on the weekend

by Sparks81 August 3, 2016

jism storm

When a low-pressure area develops in a large circle jerk and the volume of cum causes localised flooding and power outages.

Peter lost power and couldn't connect with the Internet after last night's jism storm.

by Dick Examiner October 31, 2017

jimstick

Taking a piss in a condom then freezing it and useing it the next day as a dildo

Oh baby i want you to use your jimstick on me
I got u babe

by a.k.a_smash54 March 12, 2018

jissepi

a slimee n*gga that slaughterz gutzzz . jissepi b sending thottiess to the ER .

“jissepi fukd my gutzz up bad last night”

by badbitch361 August 19, 2019

Jissmol

A real pretty little lady with a wholesome personality and wholeheartedly loves her family, friends, and boyfriend.

"Hey do you know Jissmol?"
"Yeah, I heard she's a real neat little lady"

by HolyCanolyPancakes May 15, 2020