smoking a jeffery

sprinkle cocaine on weed and then smoke it

Me and Dom finna go smoking a Jeffery at the park.

by milfyassssssssssssssss December 31, 2017

Jeff Sessions

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jeff Chaveline

A drink similar to an Arnold Palmer, but made with different ingredients and using different proportions.

A "Jeff Chaveline" is a tall glass of Diet Coke with a splash of lemonade (or a few generous squeezes of lemon.)

See also: Bourbon Chaveline

"It sure did heat up out there for those last few holes. I could use a nice Jeff Chaveline

by Adam Nass August 8, 2006

Jeff's Mom's Titties

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.

Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

by jerkbag donny October 7, 2011

Jeffie

This is truly a inspirational, lovely person to be in contact with. This person be it a girl or guy will have you full of laughter and spirit. This person will give you color, joy, new life to any opportunity or choice you make in life. This person is usually financially stable or working on getting financially stable. Overall beauty, love, adventure, life preservation is the top chart of whoever is named this

Wow, I just met a "girl" name Jeffie and I swear it was like a breath of fresh air. I laughed all night with her.

by theguythatmeantthisgirl February 2, 2010

Jeff Smoker

another way of saying blowjob

Asshole Guy: I got a jeff smoker from this stupid chick in the closet a few days ago, it was great!

by Barndon A November 7, 2005

Jeff Loomis

The lead guitarist/songwriter in the Seattle-based band Nevermore. Jeff Loomis is popular among guitarists who enjoy heavy, but not shitty music. Loomis uses 7-string guitars. He is endorsed by Schecter guitars and he has his own signature model, the C-7 Loomis. He also recently released his first solo album called Zero Order Phase. He is most known for his extremely fast sweep-picking, brutal technical riffing, and amazing song writing. Jeff Loomis will destroy any shitty metalcore guitarists in a heartbeat, so if you think Synyster Gaytes is better, you obviously have never heard Loomis play.

Greg: Dude, did you listen to Jeff Loomis' song Miles of Machines?

Paul: I got halfway through the intro and then I threw my guitar in the trash and smashed my fingers with a hammer.

by this is shit December 9, 2008