javadyke

An artsy lesbian, esp. one which works in a coffee house.

Dude, I totally got dumped for a javadyke.

by Steven Terry December 14, 2008

java lava

Molten excrement expelled from bowels as a result of coffee induced gastrointestinal pressure. The viscosity can vary greatly and events are typically accompanied by gaseous explosions.

The substrate upon which the lava has flowed may show signs of scouring, it may be broken or disturbed by the boiling of trapped water.

Pillow lava is the lava structure typically formed when lava is vented in a submarine or subglacial environment.

Java lava is preferred to the improper usage of coffee enema.

That cup of coffee gave me a serious case of java lava!

by maconlit October 25, 2010

jahvana

A selfish by kind girl who will get all the men who looks out for people but sure she looks great wherever she goes

Man 1Wow did you see jahvana

Man 2 “Yea I did she is so hot wanna smash”

by Hfsvjf January 17, 2018

javahn

The most amazing man you will ever meet. His eyes are like fire and his soul is beautiful. He doesn't talk much but that doesn't mean much because he speaks through music rather than social interaction.

Person 1: Did you hear Javahn play his saxophone?

Person 2: Yeah! Dude he is perfect.

by Cgall404 May 15, 2018

javaddisswagger

very intelectual, but muchos khas with gay shit. she can swim while walking and talk while silent. he is deaf but still can hear. he is the giant in za skyah. autist artist.

irani. i am pakistani

oh a javaddisswagger in the skaye.

by mymotherismyfatherswimming June 10, 2019

JAVA

July/August Vacation aka summer vacation

Ngl JAVA this year was the shit.

by AHadidSister September 1, 2019

javaldo

Usually a nice guy, but is known for being garbage at games and clumsy. Javaldo's usually pretends to not have girls while having his contacts full of girls. Javaldo's stay in a slave's place

That javaldo over there has about five girls but is pretending to not have any

by Mr. Filch6ix June 1, 2020