Last night I Janied the shit out of it....
by Sue D’Nym July 30, 2019


Waking up on your first day of summer break, after a long junior year, then proceeding to invite two friends over while you drink. You drink a whole 750ml bottle of Southern Comfort, Tito’s, and Gilbey’s gin. Then you start to get hungry so your friend drives you in his red accord. You decide to get a sit down breakfast ant a place called Janie’s. You sit down and order a chocolate milk and an omelette. When your omelette arrives you pick up your fork and scoop the whole omelette onto the the damn floor. You then get escorted to the red accord by your friend that drives it. The waitress inside proceeds to call the cops. This leads to an officer opening the back right door and you vomit on his gun holster, pants, shoes, and in the red accord. You get put into and ambulance where you wake up to find your parents next to you and a BAC of 0.24. You then feel your pocket and realize neither the cops nor the medical staff found your dab pen aka “Big Purp.”
by Rick4220022 August 21, 2021

Janis is a really nice person. He's most of the time handsome and kind. Maybe his sense of humour is kinda special but don't worry, having a sarcastic friend is always a good thing. Janis people are most of the time tall and skinny. They also are introverted (only if you are not close friends).
Person 1 : You saw this guy in my classroom ?
Person 2 : Yes I did, he's really hot isn't it !
Person 1 : Hella yes, I bet he's a Janis.
Person 2 : Yes I did, he's really hot isn't it !
Person 1 : Hella yes, I bet he's a Janis.
by arobertpattinsonobsessed November 21, 2021

Va-janis is when you are feeling a little sandy in your vagina. Or when could sometimes mean the complete opposite.
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by notjanis November 23, 2021
