Off my jam sandwich

When you're utterly munted

(Mate 1) I was off my jam sandwich last night

(Mate 2) Yeah you were silly fucking hell get away from me

by Jam sandwich November 26, 2018

hop out the jam

Leaving a location or situation, usually quickly.

"This place is shady af, I'm 'bout to hop out the jam."

"I can't deal with your nonsense. I will hop right out the jam."

by heyrilo September 14, 2015

the jam

A British three peice mod revival band from the 70's and 80's.

The Jams most famous song is probably A Town Called Malice.

by Urban Dictionary September 26, 2005

pearl jam

1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.

2. Semen.

1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.

2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?

by Jay April 16, 2004

jam face

Back in the days of slaves there was no bug zappers. In order to keep the bugs away slave owners would lather jam onto a slaves face and make them walk beside them. The bugs would naturally be attracted to the jam leaving the slave owner bug free. Calling slaves jam faces was the same as calling them nigger.

You love watermelon, fried chicken, and purple drink. You are such a jam face.

by thomas jeferson October 13, 2010

Nicky Jam

One of reggaetons leading pioneers. Long time buddy of reggaeton superstar Daddy Yankee but turned into beef after Daddy Yankee supposedly said Nicky's Cd was trash and through it on da floor. Nicky has made hits like "Me Voy Pa'l Party" and "Tus Ojos". he's also made Hits like "Guayando" and "Debajo Savanas Blancas" w/ Daddy Yankee"

Nicky Jam used 2 b cool w/ Daddy Yankee

by Yung Daddy Yankee January 5, 2005

libertarian traffic jam

When drivers ignore the rules of the road and cause accidents. delays, accidents that results in in a traffic jam. Sometimes happening in times of mass panic like a natural disaster.

A complete lack of order, regulations, or rules that results in a disaster.

Oh great here comes a Libertarian Traffic Jam.

by Libertatis July 12, 2015