Jalen

An individual who is caught up with the latest happenings and goings ons and can educate others so we all remain hip and coolio.

"What does this meme mean?"

"I don't know, let's ask a Jalen."

by doctor wordsmither IQ 10000 July 1, 2022

Jalen

A fat faggot that tries to fit in by joining the football even though he’s terrible, the only thing he will ever be good at is sucking dick and finger his moms pussy

Dude jalen is so gay I hate him so much

by My daddy rapes me69 October 11, 2022

Jalen

An egotistical sort of fellow who enjoys using people for his entertainment, it seems. Don't trust a Jalen.

Jalen: Hi (insert name here)
(insert name here): Aw fuck you man

by EmogusalDamager May 18, 2024

Pulling a Jalen

To have, or contain teeming (to be full of) confidence.

Jalen: I swear to god y'all are so fucking ass.

Steve: Hey guys, he's Pulling a Jalen again.

Jalen: Fuck you Steve.

by Wutayalookinat March 21, 2020

Jalen

Jalen is a very debatable handsome young Man, he only dates 10/10s/ and his gf is always outta his league

Look at Jalen over there with a fine gf

by Jalennnnnnn November 24, 2021

Jalen white

He is very dicksuckish about young thug and wishes he will be ysl one day. He talks about him everyday with passion and consistency. And also makes all of his video game characters look like him as well. Very dicksuckish if you ask me. And also call him by his government like he knows him personally.

In his exact words he says everyday "young thug da goat" or "you know young thug did this etc." but nobody really cares. Jalen white the dick sucker.

by Omgstick! August 4, 2021

Jalen

A Weirdo

Why are you staring at me with wide eyes and not blinking? You Jalen

by Da’bougieest March 7, 2022