Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

Lone Jackin

When you have Daddy’s money, or fuck your way into a career.

I don’t need to go to college I can just go Lone Jackin

by Garisms May 19, 2025

sly-jackin

verb.. (1) the act of not being real (2) frontin...

1...."he dont have a knot... thats a stack of $1's... he just sly-jackin"
2...."look at em sly-jackin... thinkin they slick..."

by Cuzon Jimmy March 14, 2011

yellow jackin

Jacking of with a condom to protect yourself from getting pregnant

Me - Aye mum is was just beating my dick, but don't worry i was yellow jackin
Mum - good job sweetie, btw wheres your dads child pornography collection?

by Jeremy careswell May 26, 2018

Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021

Jackin' It In San Diego

yes.

basically masturbating in San Diego of California
most people do this after getting into drama that is SERIOUS
but seriously this is a song for south park made by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bruce Howell.

Stan: I just have to put an end to bullying Kyle! You don't get it!
Kyle: Yea but you are profiting off of this for yourself only! Just don't end up naked and Jackin' it in San Diego.

by ConnorBroski December 18, 2024

Jackinitis

When you go into a Clash Royale slump and lose every game you play in ladder matches.

Example: When you play 2 hours of ladder matches in CR just to lose 200 trophies in the the span of 5 matches.
Person 1: I just lost 3 ladder matches in a row cuh!
Person 2: You must've got a severe case of Jackinitis!

by Deezwheez July 2, 2022