A really sexy guy. Gets along with pretty much everyone. If this guy was a landform, he'd be a smoking hot volcano!! Pretty much a complete BEAST at powerlifting. So smart. So HAWT. Has a thing for short blondes. Synonymous with SEXY BEAST.
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by Chinky905830259 May 7, 2011
Get the Jackie mug.A cold-hearted cunt that enjoys mooching off of others to support her own financial disaster. Only cares about herself, if she doesn't get her way she throws a fit and tries to put you through an ultimatum.
Ex. Buy my some Marlboro 100's or I WILL call the cops!
Its funny cause I laugh at this bitch everytime, shes one of those bitches that acts all "nice" and "caring" when shes out and about, only cause she mooched some gas money to go hang out with friends she doesnt have, and the friends she does have are ethier fat, ugly, mentally challenged(or all of the above) and thats so she can easily mooch some more off them cause there too dumb to realize how fucked in the head this cunt is. Usually a Jackie spends her time watching corny-ass soap operas on TV, eats ramen noodles daily, and pretends like shes talking to someone on her cellphone cause shes just that cool.
Ex. Buy my some Marlboro 100's or I WILL call the cops!
Its funny cause I laugh at this bitch everytime, shes one of those bitches that acts all "nice" and "caring" when shes out and about, only cause she mooched some gas money to go hang out with friends she doesnt have, and the friends she does have are ethier fat, ugly, mentally challenged(or all of the above) and thats so she can easily mooch some more off them cause there too dumb to realize how fucked in the head this cunt is. Usually a Jackie spends her time watching corny-ass soap operas on TV, eats ramen noodles daily, and pretends like shes talking to someone on her cellphone cause shes just that cool.
Ex. Hey Jackie, I am going to see my buddy I haven't seen
in years, were having a bbq.
Jackie- No, you can stay here and watch the kids while I go out and get starbucks for myself. Also give me 60 dollars for gas so I can aimlessly drive around for hours on end without any destination.
in years, were having a bbq.
Jackie- No, you can stay here and watch the kids while I go out and get starbucks for myself. Also give me 60 dollars for gas so I can aimlessly drive around for hours on end without any destination.
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by Jimmy Bryant January 10, 2015
Get the Jackis mug.A crazy bitch. She has many friends, but they are all fake. Her main purpose is to destroy your life. She smells like old food and dogs. Her skin is flakey, but she has a nice rack. At least it looks like she does, buts its really just bra padding. She thinks she is awesome. If jackie is ever in a problem, she plays victim, no matter what. Always complaining.
Sarah: There goes Jackie! UG! I wish she would stop his pity act!
Jonna: I know right! Oh my god, can u smell that? It must be her 5 dogs! Gross!
Thomas: Dude! Check out Jackie rack! Man, thanks god I can at least look at that instead of her face!
Mike: Come on! U know thats just her bra right? A girl with a face like that can't have a rack like that!
Jonna: I know right! Oh my god, can u smell that? It must be her 5 dogs! Gross!
Thomas: Dude! Check out Jackie rack! Man, thanks god I can at least look at that instead of her face!
Mike: Come on! U know thats just her bra right? A girl with a face like that can't have a rack like that!
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