A fake state built on lies and run by atheists who use the guise of Jewish faith to get away with whatever they want, including colonization, mass killing, use of white phosphorus (an internationally outlawed substance), etc
“Much similar to the Catholic sovereigns of Europe’s Middle Ages and Early Modern era, the Israel government seems to use religion as a mask of sorts to do whatever they please with no consequences.” - a historian
by the_real_me December 25, 2023
Get the Israel mug.Someone approached me to share my camping tent, eventually told me to leave and took it as his.
- looks like I got israeled by him.
- looks like I got israeled by him.
by TabirAlam October 24, 2023
Get the israeled mug.The act of defending and fighting for what was once rightfully yours and got kicked out but now you came back and fought for it now it's yours once again.
Paleshit stole Peter's land left to him by his dead father now Peter is grown and strong to fight for it and got it back from Paleshit. Paleshit got Israeled
by Koramutina January 29, 2024
Get the Israeled mug.The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
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What happened to Karen’s kid over there? Why is he laying on the crowd crying?
Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him
Ohhh, he spat on my girl so I israeled him
by Lionheart69 December 29, 2023
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Get the Israel mug.The most wonderful and amazing man anyone could ever ask for. He is the very definition of perfect. He is the best in the bedroom hands down.
Have you met Israel?
by Sweetpsycho97 April 26, 2025
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