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Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
by osamabinvender March 18, 2004
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inversion layer

"Man, she was a total inversion layer, she was all "hold my legs,hold my legs" on me.."
by rochallor February 5, 2009
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inversion

according to philly special, it's the state of inverting something
inversion

inverting the letters "zrz" to "rzr"
by madea's alter ego, rzr September 6, 2020
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Inverse cowboy

When the guy sits reverse cowgirl on top , sticks it i her and shits on her belly
Bro I worked the inverse cowboy on that cowgirl and she loved it
by Ndizzle78 December 28, 2022
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Law of Inverse Favoritism

The Law of Inverse Favoritism refers to the tendency of fanfiction authors to make their FAVORITE characters suffer the most, either INSTEAD of the ones they hate, or ALONGSIDE the ones they hate. For example, if you were a huge Sonic fan, and Tails was your favorite character, he would tend to go through the most serious shit in any stories you wrote, maybe he'd lose one of his tails, maybe he'd die, maybe he'd lose someone who meant a lot to him (Like Sonic himself).

This law does not always apply, however, and some authors may like certain characters TOO much to make them eligible for this, as if there's a sort of uncanny valley where, right before the character means the most to you out of any, ones short of that standard suffer, but the ones shorter or ahead of the valley do not.
This seems to often be determined by how innocent or pure the character is. The moreso they are, the more likely they'll be excluded. For example, I often write Animaniacs fanfics, and Wakko never gets hurt as badly as anyone else, so he would probably be an exception for the Law of Inverse Favoritism.
Alice: You know how people who write fanfics often tend to torture their FAVORITE characters, and not the ones they HATE?

Bob: Yeah, I'm often guilty of that myself. I know how that works.

Alice: Well, you're one of my favorites to write in my stories now, so get ready for hell. That doesn't bother you at all, does it?

Bob: I t 's v e n g e a n c e f o r a l l I ' v e w r i t t e n

Alice: I also came up with a name for that. I'll call it "The Law of Inverse Favoritism".

Bob: Accurate.
(True story between me and a friend, names changed though for anonymity purposes)
by Grabacr November 24, 2022
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Inverse Flirting

The act of flirting by degrading yourself just to hear your target trying to convince you otherwise.
Most boys do this when interested.
-God I am so ugly
-Nah I don’t think so
-thanks

^Thats how inverse flirting works
by IsabelKnows June 10, 2018
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Inversity

Shorthand for the Inclusion and Diversity groups, strategy, departments in corporations and organizations
I really enjoyed the lecture salary equality, sponsored by the Inversity Department.
by superdaisy September 9, 2020
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