direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003

lethal injection

A slang expression that is usually used when someone proves that they are better than someone else.

2. Another way of saying "You just got owned" or "Pwned!"

A. " Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals." "
B. ooooohhh mahnnn..LETHAL INJECTION!

by mustakoolkatsss July 1, 2011

hot beef injection

the act of shooting heroin into your veins

that fucking junkie has to run to the bathroom 5 or 6 times a day for her hot beef injection

by rignfool March 16, 2009

Irish by Injection

A term used to describe a non-Irish woman, who engages in intercourse with an Irishman one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat honorary Irish.

Is she Irish?
She is now - Irish by injection!

by T2R4S January 24, 2011

injunktion

A court-order forbidding the advertising of useless crap.

I tried getting an injunktion against Target Marketing, but da annoying slick-surfaced flyers keep clogging up my mailbox, anyway!

by QuacksO February 1, 2020

injections#6261

sexiest guy in the world, richer than you (fat pooron sit down). very handsome.

injections#6261 packed me

by scaryhackermanbob May 17, 2021

Induction process

A process where a human goes to a place, and receive information in various parts of the body with various random rays of electricity and becoming a hero. For doing this, you need to be in underwear called induction briefs. And be scanned by an x-ray, and receive these information screaming "A-a-a!!" Every time. Then, the main hero accessory (e.g. a Miraculous) will activate a suit on with light, and the anaesthesia will go away when the suit was given.

I love the induction process of Green Lantern!

by Seemscott February 25, 2022