Cornell University

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

by D H May 1, 2006

Steven Universe

A show about gay alien space rocks that came to earth one day. One of them had a baby with human(the bisexual one) and make Steven. De good alien space rock try save earth but de bad one dont.War happenes and.... (theres a plot twist)
Good show would recommend to anyone who needs a good depression.

Steven Universe is Gay.

by SoMEthOT October 10, 2019

University of Warwick

The university of taking your money whilst shoving its fist up your arse.

Believes that every disciplinary matter should be solved by issuing the student with a hefty fine (regardless of blame), and that every item sold on the campus should cost at least twice as much as anywhere else.

Also believes that by making students pay £450 for a year's parking permit, the university is somehow going to single-handedly save the environment. (this is a load of bollocks - the money goes to fund the VC's collection of Bentleys).

Amusingly, the VC's name is Nigel Thrift.

I was charged £1.30 for a bottle of water. Got anally fisted by the University of Warwick again.

by lordash December 1, 2011

Bishop's University

Kick ass university in Lennoxville, Quebec, all the cool kids go there. It was also the location where the movie The Covenant was filmed.

Person 1: I wanna go to Bishop's University.
Person 2: Who doesn't? That school is so awsome.

by checkmatey69 January 1, 2012

Clown University

The highest place of education for anyone who has the possibility to be a clown

Person 1: OMG I GOT INTO CLOWN UNIVERSITY

Person 2: OMG SAME HERE
Person 3: I wish I did I’m just not enough of a clown
Person 1+2: Did we fucking ask

by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019

Trash University

An imaginary school where someone is said to go if they are really bad at something, generally a sport or activity. Often shortened to TU.

"Hey do you know if Trent's any good at ping pong?"
"Nah, he belongs at Trash University."

by Runiversity March 30, 2016

Universal Domination

When a person (or perhaps alien), group of people (or aliens), or organization has complete control of the entire universe. Basically world domination, but on a MUCH larger scale.

Universal Domination is pretty much impossible.

by Darth Vader12345 September 26, 2010