Immortal

You're the one who's immortal bitch. Go wherever you're going.
Hym "Hey, you're the one who's immortal here. Go wherever you think you're going you fucking idiot. You can go today. You one of the good ones right? I'll take the L for you to go there now. How does that sound?"
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
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Immortality Rate

The percentage/chance lf a person recovering from an illness/disease, the exact opposite of the mortality rate (death rate) but with a gamble for life.
Lower Immortality Rates means it is unlikely for a person of that illness to recover. i.e. high mortality rates.

Immortality rates are the exact opposite, lower meaning deadly, higher meaning safer.
by 1m1m0 January 03, 2023
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Profane immortality

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible
quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality
by EA animations April 21, 2021
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Diner Immortality

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.
I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!
by localdinermn6699 August 08, 2012
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Immortal Vagina

Medical condition, needs to be diagnosed by medical professional. A vagina so good it never dies.
Her pussy was so perfect it was a immortal vagina
by VaginaImmortal November 27, 2021
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True Immortal

A person who does not age and stays at the paragon of youth usually around the age of 25. Will live forever unless killed.
The true immortal tried to stop the plane with someone who knows their secret arriving at Heathrow. Now its not safe for him in Cape Town no more.
by Observingerf February 20, 2024
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Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)
Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"
by Strawberry Froggy July 09, 2023
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