I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition
Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea
by Churty1 August 03, 2022
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Ikea bucket hat

A mark of superiority worn by members of the ikea cult
by Shnoiken September 08, 2022
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IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions
Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.
by Rstam May 21, 2019
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Ikea flat pack box

An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.
"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2
by LazZzZz July 13, 2021
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Gypsy Ikea

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023
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Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"
by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023
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ikea knife

sharp knives. best for murder. also the most toxic gc actually
ill stab you with ikea knife
by Aanya ok February 05, 2022
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