honk if you think i should kill myself

A rare bumper sticker that sarcastically puts the life of the driver in other drivers' hands. Also keeps nice people from honking while encouraging the honking of assholes. As Seen on Tosh.0

Honk at the guy, he has a Honk If you think I should kill myself sticker and he just cut you off.

by juicemonkey December 03, 2014

I don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck

When you actually give a fuck but don’t want others to know you do. When you’re hurt by something but your still that bitch.

Them: “sorry we forgot to tell you we were going to smoke”
Me “i don’t give a fuck you think I give a fuck because I don’t”

by That bitch coco November 27, 2019

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

the title of this definition lol

the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.

by Brey234 August 16, 2021

Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".

1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?

by Welcometoparadise74 July 23, 2008

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 05, 2024

but i think im good

I dont know how but i think im good

I dont know how but i think im good

by I dont know how but im good August 30, 2022

I don't think they're here

The sentence you say to your teammates right before being mutilated by 5 slow-walking enemies.

"I don't think they're here guys"
"KK we're going back to A"
"okaY AHHHH HELP"

by Muademon December 02, 2024