Someone who whines about the double standards of other people, calls them bullies, or says they've censored their communications, then turns around and imitates the people they called bullies, says all the same things a bully would say, tries to do all the things a bully would do, but never faces any consequences from anyone for their behavior. Does everything in a slick way, then tries to call other people sick, even though it's always been the other people who were held accountable for their actions.
The hypocrite spent too much time imitating hypocrites and bullies to recognize the imitation self-serving, narcissistic hypocrite in the mirror. Being an imitation hypocrite too often doesn't come with any of the consequences for being a true hypocrite though, since people too often excuse the behavior and send the consequences to the true hypocrite.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
Someone who tries to tell somebody else they're uptight, then tries to tell them that they're nasty when they talk about shot uptight people don't talk about. A bullshit person.
The hypocrite told the guy one minute he was uptight, and the next minute told him he was too nasty and gross (and ill). She was as nasty as anybody, and thought all her kettles were too black.
by Solid Mantis August 08, 2019
A person who posts about #nospoilers or #dontspoilendgame and immediately posts spoilers or memes with spoilers after watching the movie.
Hey Rob, did you see steve’s Facebook? He’s posting spoilers about Endgame after he posted about not spoiling the movie for those who haven’t seen it yet. What a hypocrite!
by firstavenger May 04, 2019
someone who calls out someone for doing something stupid to them or just something stupid in general. but then they go ahead and do it in the future
V : Why are you all up on my boyfriend for. I thought you were my best friend
K : him and ive been friends for almost 3 years. just because u guys are dating doesn't mean him and I cant be best friends anymore.
V : well you shouldn't be that close with him anymore. what kind of best friend does that to her best friend
*2 years later*
V is hella close with K's BF. she takes pictures on his back and even invites him to her house. she calls him bae even when K and him are still dating. they facetime even more than K and her Bf. basically she acts like they are dating. V basically called K out in front of the whole school just for hanging out with her bf which was her best friend for 3 years. but then 2 years later V is all up on K's bf and the thing is V and K's bf weren't "best friends" until after K and her bf got together (idk if that made sense but yeah) basically V is being a hypocrite
K : him and ive been friends for almost 3 years. just because u guys are dating doesn't mean him and I cant be best friends anymore.
V : well you shouldn't be that close with him anymore. what kind of best friend does that to her best friend
*2 years later*
V is hella close with K's BF. she takes pictures on his back and even invites him to her house. she calls him bae even when K and him are still dating. they facetime even more than K and her Bf. basically she acts like they are dating. V basically called K out in front of the whole school just for hanging out with her bf which was her best friend for 3 years. but then 2 years later V is all up on K's bf and the thing is V and K's bf weren't "best friends" until after K and her bf got together (idk if that made sense but yeah) basically V is being a hypocrite
by um..k February 14, 2015
An individual who complains or calls others out on something despite doing the same thing, often to a larger degree
by Alma_matter June 05, 2019
The bitch that says she hates gossip then spreads it. The jerk who says he hates when guys pressure girlls then trys and pressure you. The teacher who says telling the truth is better and lies to you. The boss who says cheatings bad and cheats on his wife with a married stafff member. The lies your told by a stupid person.
by Bek's halfway lover July 10, 2011
A hypocrite is a person who tells you off and does what you did , and does it just to make themselves look better
by Chikenwingporkfriedrice April 14, 2018