hunk mail

Fan mail sent to a beautiful person.

The actor receives hundreds of pieces of hunk mail each day.

by smjgJsbjgsm May 28, 2018

hunk rock

A contraction of "humorous punk rock," a musical genre comprising punk rock works intended as parodies of the actual punk oeuvre, which originated with Paloma Music's 1978 release of the vinyl 45 recording "Picked Off the Litter" by John Vomit and the Leather Scabs, a band formed by members of the Stanford Chaparral campus humor magazine, featuring the songs "Punk Rock Star" and "I Suck."

Unbelievable, I just scored a mint-condition copy of the original Hunk Rock record, "Picked Off the Litter," on eBay for only a thousand bucks!

by FitofPeak2 January 6, 2024

hunk a chunck

Throwing a piece of shit at the nearest person.

Im gona fucking hunk a chunck if this does not stop.

by SunnierSum49 April 15, 2015

Hunk

A hunk is strong, a hunk is sexy, smooth, muscular, confident, brave, able to overcome any obstacle, but above all… a hunk is taller then Daniel F**king Henry

Matthew Gray Gubler is such a hunk.

by Hahaha your so sexy November 8, 2020

Hunk

Hungry and drunk at the same time

Brooooo I'm sooo hunk right nowwww

by book.luvr September 20, 2017

Hunk

Matthew Gray Gubler. that’s it just Matthew Gray Gubler.

Matthew Gray Gubler is suck a hunk

by trin.. February 22, 2021

Hunk-Shaming

When bros use anti-aging solutions (like Locklab hair growth pills) to stay hunked out, and other bros shame them for it.

*Bro who's let himself go bald and is now hunk-shaming men for STOPPING their hair loss*

"All men should give up on their hair ASAP. Just shave your head and let your poor genetics win."

*Hunk who is pro-handsomeness and anti-letting himself go*

"Sorry pal, but no way I'm letting poor genetics de-hunk me. Real men stay hungry, hairy, and hunked out"

by Thugnanimous July 26, 2024