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human

a stupid, self-centered, and closed-minded race residing on this pitiful mudball and have jaded themselves to only worry about their own planet which is truly no more than a dot in this universe. luckily, they will be wiped out in less than a decade.
me: If you were human, where do you think you'd be?
Rayven" If I were human, I'd have shot myself two seconds after coming out of the womb.
by Aira October 4, 2003
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human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.
Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.
by Paul February 13, 2005
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human

The only species on the planet Earth that is concious of its immortality.
by SearchingTheStars April 11, 2004
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Humanity

A shitty race with no sympathy for anything. They destroy everything with no hesitation
Man humanity sucks ass
by Amelyn January 4, 2018
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Human

If you bleed, hurt, eat, sleep and breathe, you are human and you deserve to be treated like a human.
Douche: You're just a toy in my game.
You: No, I'm human. I'm not plastic.
by I Am Actually A Human March 30, 2015
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Humans

A virus that has an incubation period of roughly 200,000 Earth years. When symptoms first appear, the patient's health rapidly deteriorates. There has only been one confirmed patient of this disease but the victim's little cousin, Moon, showed signs of the infection a couple of decades ago.
Humans are highly infectious and has a yet known mortality rate due to low patient numbers. However judging by the sole victim's health condition, it is soon to be 100%.
by SecretIdentity_ April 12, 2020
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