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Horsey Sauced

When one has glazed themselves with their own ejaculate in the same consistency as Arby's famous horseradish sauce.
Bro you have some glue on your leg.

No you dumb bastard, I horsey sauced my pants after Wendy gave me some quick top in the back of her step dad's '93 Mazda LaPuta.
by DeezusSheist March 5, 2020
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Horsey

Horsey is the game that is automatically initiated when people cross paths on a sidewalk.

Those who yield and move off the sidewalk lose the game of Horsey.

Those who control the sidewalk and walk unimpeded win the game of Horsey.

Seniors, those with mobility limitations and parents with strollers or young children have God mode in Horsey and must win automatically.
"I got into a game of Horsey with that annoying guy who lives down the street and he got out of my way quick!"

"I'm tired of this nonsense. If anyone decides to play Horsey with me today, I am not getting out the way!"

"This family was heading to the ballpark as we were leaving and we had to let them win Horsey!"
by Pigeonsrus October 20, 2021
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moo moo horsey

a cow
a horse that moo's
by Urgrleboo May 21, 2011
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Rich as a Horst

Doing something which is relatively unproductive, underachieving, while taking advantage of assistance designed for the legitimately needy. Synonym for free rider.
Bob quit his high paying Wall Street job to sit on his ass all day and make Terra Cotta pots. Now he qualifies for free health insurance. That guy is Rich as a Horst.
by Big Wheel November 4, 2013
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hursty

A filthy, disgusting flash whore. Lies rotting in his own filth for days on end, and does not bathe or eat. Has an extremely irregular sleeping pattern.
Where's Mike? I've not seen him for days... he must be doing a Hursty :|
by haze December 28, 2003
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Horstenbuurt

This is the most dangerous and the toughest neighboorhood in Holland! It is located in Alphen a/d Rijn with a population of 80,000 inhabitants, and all are gangsters!

In this entire town, this one neighboorhood runs the rest of the town. This town has a monarchy and is ruled by a Persian Shah. In the ancient book of HPA it said that a Iranian boy would move to this town and take over the throne which was ruled by a red headed kid.

The town and neighboorhood are prosperous now under the leadership of the Persian Shah. But still, this remains one of the most dangerous hotspots in EUROPE.
Don't go on holiday there and if you do, respect the HPA ( Horsten Gang ) and treat them nicely or else they will get you killed!

And remember, Horstenbuurt is the most lethal neighboorhood of all Europe!

peace out
by sychophant October 6, 2006
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Horstman

A large pile of snow usually originating from the Yukon
Dude I just dug a tunnel under that big horstman over there.
by sennsagay June 26, 2009
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