Hulu and Hookup

Like "Netflix and Chill," but with hulu and...sex.

"Wanna Netflix and chill?"

-"Hell nah, screw chillin', I wanna Hulu and hookup!"

by BVK March 21, 2016

friendship hookup

When you make out with your friend purely for enjoyment, NO STRINGS ATTACHED, doesn't count as cheating. You shouldn't be judged for it.

"Hey Kyle want to hookup?"
"GROSS Jessica! I've got a girlfriend?!"
"Don't worry, it's just a friendship hookup"

by DC19654 May 21, 2016

hookup

To connect a hose line to a fire engine pump. American fire service slang.

Hookup and look up. (Connect the hose line to the engine and look up at the building to see what is going on.)

by Rick November 16, 2004

drunken hookup

(noun) an alcohol induced lapse in judgement resulting in an unintentional smush

Last night after we finished playing flip cup and taking all those shots, Bobby and Celeste totally sketched off and had a drunken hookup upstairs in the bunk beds.

by james' friend lil will August 22, 2011

hookup

A quaint social custom of the early 21st century in which two strangers agreed to occupy the same room for a period of time. Presently unthinkable.

She could almost remember the last time she had been touched, it was a hookup, when she and the world were innocent and a stranger could be seen as an okay thing, not a possible death sentence.

by Monkey's Dad March 19, 2020

hookup hand

The immobile and awkward position that at least one hand is in while engaging in lateral making out (i.e. both partners laying on their sides).

- Hey how'd it go last night?

- I didn't even get to second base with her because my hookup hand couldn't move.

by Einman May 7, 2011

homeless hookup

Getting something free which normally requires a trade of some monetary value or a performed service

Bill got Joe a homeless hookup from the liquor store

Tracy got James a job with her homeless hookup

by Blue Ball Busters March 4, 2014