Tonia walked up to Bridget and said "I'm gonna have to repeat the grade!!"
"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
"HOLY GUACAMOLE!!", Bridget exclaimed.
by HOLYGUACAMOLE96 June 3, 2009

I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"
by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.
Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad
by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)
by ncarolinas4loverss<3 August 9, 2009

You are a good PG child who has been forbidden to swear so instead of Holy S**t you say, 'Holy Shoot'.
by Taybrook May 3, 2020

by bigboisautism December 26, 2018

an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc. Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.
Notable quotes:
"I saw what looked like, possibly, what people may imagine Jesus would look like, or Moses."
"We used to say, 'Holy cow,' like everybody else, and after this happened, our new expression is, 'Holy pancake!'."
"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act"
Notable quotes:
"I saw what looked like, possibly, what people may imagine Jesus would look like, or Moses."
"We used to say, 'Holy cow,' like everybody else, and after this happened, our new expression is, 'Holy pancake!'."
"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act"
by Swiggidy January 1, 2008
