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Horseshit Whisperer

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?
by tirtle March 14, 2017
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hosiesexual

having sexual feelings and being attracted to hope mikaelson and josie saltzman and wanting so bad that hosie and

daylee will happen
if you are just in love with hope mikaelson and josie saltzman or danielle rose russell and kaylee bryant and want hosie and daylee to happen so much then believe me you are hosiesexual
by hosie is sexy December 31, 2020
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Canadian Horseshoe

The act of filling a woman's vagina with maple syrup and then having sex with her.
Holy shit she let you give her a canadian horseshoe?!
by Gizzlam December 12, 2009
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Wild Horses could not...

This negative idiom refers to the medieval torture of using horses to stretch a prisoner and thereby force a confession.
Wild horses could not... stop me from leaving California.

Wild horses could not... get Hank to take off Brock's old jacket.
by LikeAHawk March 16, 2011
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Horsesicklesapperowtmaiass

In basketball terms, an extended version of the game Horse.

In literal terms, a sick Russian horse ejaculating maple syrup out of its anus.
Hey Andrew, let's go play Horsesicklesapperowtmaiass.

That poor Horsesicklesapperowtmaiass doesn't have a chance.
by Alex Marra June 18, 2008
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horseshoe-pillow

The act of "ultimate female-chest-sharing" by an amply-endowed lady while canoodling in bed with her snuggle-bunny. It begins with both cuddlers facing each other and the guy's re-positioning his pillow down on the bed a little ways so that he can nestle his head up underneath the gal's chin; he then gently lifts the gal's "upper" boob and settles his neck deep into her cleavage so that his face and neck are totally surrounded by the luscious warm softness of the gal's throat and bountiful chest-pillows. It has to actually be experienced to fully appreciate how truly "past heavenly" this position feels.
One of the nicest things about a horseshoe-pillow is that the gal doesn't hafta make virtually any effort herself to create it, and so she can easily perform it even if she's dead-tired --- all she has to do is merely lie on her side and allow the guy to nestle up to her chest and cradle his neck in between her boobs; he can then savor the dreamily-euphoric experience for a long period of time, even long after she's fallen fast asleep.
by QuacksO July 8, 2018
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Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.
Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!
by kel the dog August 14, 2010
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