Hoffian

Something that is uncool, so uncool it gets adopted as kitch and therefore becomes cool again. E.g David Hasselhoff

Dude, rocking your hairy chest and medallion is so hoffian

by Rorothegiant November 27, 2009

Hoffies

Hoffies are another name for a great pair of boobs. Aptly named after the Hoff himself as he loves the big rack.

Look at the size of the Hoffies on that blond

by Sean de Leer August 31, 2013

Heffamancy

The act of stealing someone's man.

Emelda I used heffamancy on bubbles.

by Delephae May 8, 2017

Hoffmaster

An awesome German beer drinker
Hoff - a type of hop in beer and master

Daniel is a hoffmaster

by Kundertaint89 March 14, 2018

hofane

Mostly used to define people who show their teeth a lot, also can be used to describe people who has big and yellowish teeth.

Examples:
1.He is a Hofane because he has big teeth.
2.Close your mouth. You are such a Hofane.

by 1T1 October 15, 2019

jordan hoff

This guy used to bully this girl that had a crush on him in 7th grade.....

the girl: ''Hey Jordan!!! :)"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"

by ....bully December 9, 2019

dick heffa

Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone

Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.

Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.

Nobody likes a dick heffa.

by WhotheFknows_23 June 18, 2021