hobbins

An excessively hairy man or woman; derived from Hobbit but does not imply a height, weight, shoe size, or life span difference from the norm; does not imply you actually read The Lord of the Rings.

Man, that hobbins needs a good waxing.

by Hobbins December 11, 2008

hobbing off

A slang term taking on the meaning of any sexual act and is derived from the last name "Hobbs".

John: Hey Alex, stop hobbing off over there!

by Eric Hobbs January 12, 2009

Hoebish

The word Hoe/Whore in additon to the word Bitch.

If one is considered to be a whore while acting like a bitch, they may be called a Hoebish. Not applicable to men.

(Created by Mandie, Teale, and Lizzy)

Did you see that Hoebish knocking that guy over with her boobs!? She is such a Hoebish!

by Mandieh November 12, 2010

hoeminster

A hoeminster is someone who is hella rude all the time, and tends to bully a certain someone constantly.

Wow, she is such a hoeminster, I wish she would leave that poor girl alone.

by SubtleDren February 2, 2017

Hoeing txts

When you do not reply to a text message or are purposely not replying to a person's message

"Bro I swear she is always hoeing txts from me."

by Ljandjd April 23, 2017

hoeing me down

To screw someone over

I asked Marty to work for me and he did not answer. Marty is hoeing me down

by Astrosalltheway October 5, 2017

Hoeinitis

This is a genetic condition passed on from other to child at birth.
This is very serious and should not be taken lightly.
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it.
It is more common in females than males.
The only known cure is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact your local thot patrol.

Get them help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find them at your street corner looking for a good time.

The other day I saw Jenny on the street corner
Yeah me too
I heard her mom used to sleep around at a young age so Jenny probably has hoeinitis.

by Chmdbba 19 February 18, 2018