Hoardiculture

Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.

While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.

by rapunzabel October 3, 2016

hoardermining

The process when circumstances force one, who is loathe to throw away anything, to separate things which actually have personal value from trash.

I spent this past weekend hoardermining through 20 years of accumulated stuff in preparation to moving in with Claire. Ninety-five percent of the stuff was trash, but I found some really cool stuff including love letters, old business cards, and my birth certificate among other things.

by DDJudge August 30, 2018

Hoagie Samich

The hoagie samich was invented by Jacob Watrous in 2018, he is the GOAT. It means to eat alot of subs from subway

Are you hungry?

Yeah, you?

Yeah Ima hoagie samich

Dang you really are hungry

by McDade123 May 6, 2021

File Hoarder

A person who downloads alots of movies games and other shit and keeps them for no appearent reason.

Fuck sake morgan u have 5 hard drives full of documentaries that youve watched your a file hoarder

by darryl mccomish May 23, 2014

hoagie

Philadelphian word for a sub sandwhich. Word likely has its origins from "Hog Island", which was an island intersecting the Delaware and Schuylkyl Rivers. The Irish and Italian people who lived there during the early 20th century where known as "Hog Islanders." In addition, they referred to one another many times as "Hogans" during their lunchbreaks. Eventually, the unique sandwhiches the men ate (they where large loaves of Philadelphian bread filled with meats--a precurser to the moder sub/hoagie) simply became known as "hoggies." Sometime by the end of WWII, the word transformed into its modern pronunciation and spelling: "hoagie."

John: You want to get some sandwhiches at Subway?

Friend: Nah. They're not real hoagies. I'd rather go somewhere else.

by RealDuffy August 15, 2005

Animal Hoarder

A person of either sex, but most likely a female, who has a numerous amount of animals in the home. This person considers the animals as pets, but actually, they are more like prisoners. The animal hoarder usually has an unsanitary home because since they are too lazy to let the animals outside to do their business, they will allow the animals to deposit their fecal matter in the home. The animal hoarder is evicted from place after place, and will often hide the animals to pretend that they do not have "prisoners" If you rent a home or apartment to one of these people, do not expect to have anything worth saving after you finally find out and evict them, because it will be too late. The animal hoarder will not admit that she has mental problems, and will cuss you out for suggesting that she get help.

My friend rented a house to a lady and later found out the woman was an Animal hoarder. The place was unfit for humans habitation because there was mildew and animal fecus and urine throughout the whole place. Not being the animal's fault, but the animal hoarder.

by save the animals October 11, 2008

Ho-a-dex

A rolodex where you keep your ho's phone numbers.

Man, its about time for a booty call. Have you seen my ho-a-dex?

by Felisha July 30, 2008