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hinge cringe

The disturbed feeling one experiences when viewing questionable, weird, or unattractive content on a potential suitor’s dating profile.
He’s cool in person but his profile for sure gives girls hinge cringe. He def needs to hire a curator.
by $w@gMoneyRecords May 3, 2024
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penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
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Beside the hinges

"Beside the Hinges" refers to the idea that your are beside yourself on something. You might be distraught over a decision or idea.
She was beside the hinges when she found out her friends lied to her.
by kateeeeeeeiec September 8, 2025
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Hinge-Licker

Somebody only worthy enough to lick the hinge.

Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.
That bloke just spilled my pint! What an absolute Hinge-Licker!
by Odolf Bishler May 2, 2016
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Hinge

A dating app for married or separated-but-still-technically-married women to cheat on their husbands, but say that they are "not ready" to date someone once they get that "D".
I met her on Hinge. It'll be fun for a little bit.
by Paratork January 5, 2025
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mythical hinge pull

when u on hinge and you pull a mythical tier baddie
bro thats a mythical hinge pull
by Sanquo May 20, 2024
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Hinge

In a closed polyamorous relationship where two people are NOT involved with eachother but are both involved with a third person, this third person is known as the hinge.

This comes from the visual of a hinge, with two things connected to it but not to eachother and still functioning as a whole.

This could be considered the opposite of a unicorn.
In Alex, Jaden, and Morgan's throuple, Alex is the hinge.

My crush turned out to be gay but he says he would totally share a hinge with me and I'm DOWN! Time to find us a man.
by BluenetteofTroy May 28, 2021
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