Hashrate

A hash is the output of a hash function and, as it relates to mining crypto currencies, the Hash Rate is the speed at which a compute is completing an operation in the Bitcoin code. A higher hash rate is better when mining as it increases your opportunity of finding the next block and receiving the reward.

Dude, my hashrate exploded with the new update.

by woomeangene July 21, 2018

Hashtag Whore

Someone who adds numerous nonsensical hashtags to her cats Instagram page not understanding hugely irrelevant and long hastags will not increase her page views

Stop being a Hashtag Whore what does #dontworrymumanddadwontletuspop even mean?

by 3001spike October 3, 2018

Hashtag

Trampstamps are Hashtags now.

It's progressive linguistic evolution in the same vien as hippie became hipster.

That bitches hashtag said "You must be this tall to ride"

"Yeah, that's your girl."
" What's that supposed to mean? "
" Dude she's got a hashtag."

Hashtag Hanna's don't meet Nanna

by Mother Fucker is my title. November 24, 2021

Hashbag

A hashbag is a cross between someone who frequently posts on social media using hashtag symbols and a douchebag. They post almost always about themselves and the content is rarely interesting. The person may suffer from low self esteem and needs their daily fill of “likes” to feel accepted in todays society. The end result isn’t that they are liked, it’s that people find their postings disgusting. Often times the person came from a large family in which the parents attention was spread among many.

Garret is such a Hashbag that he has his instagram handle stenciled on the rear window of his car for every person to admire while driving.

by 1chickenfucker March 16, 2022

Hashtag IED

The Hashtag IED is where you fart while standing still and somebody walks through it.

I gave my coworker the old Hashtag IED in the break room.

by 417wsm February 16, 2023

Action Hashtag

1.) A hashtag that describes the caption of any given social media post. These words, emoji, or combination of words and emoji can be used for positive or negative effect on a post, and improper usage of action hashtags can turn a normal post cryptic or even unlikable.

2.) A relatable hashtag that uses an action to summarize the description of a social media post

1.) While they're on vacation they only use action hashtags on their instagram photos

2.) They used a series of cryptic emoji action hashtags to describe their relationship status

3.) Bobby uploaded a photo of their cousin with a with a eggplant, waterfall, and peach emoji, confusing everyone

4.) Followers immediately understood op was throwing shade when op dropped a snake emoji in their comment section

by amkultra June 27, 2018

Colton hashagen

A real life noodle, Sid the sloth headass, doesn’t think eyes change color headass, gets pussy once and crashes his car headass

Bro that guy is so tall skinny and white af he looks like a Colton hashagen

by Rainbow667 June 8, 2019