Hashtag Nazi

Someone who feels the need to complain every time they see a hashtag on any social networking site other then twitter

Friend 1: Uhhhhh I ate too much at lunch and now my belt is too tight!
Friend 2: #firstworldproblems
Hashtag Nazi: THIS ISN"T TWITTER
Everyone else: ...

by qurape February 4, 2012

hashtag

The game played by crack babies when they grow up to become old enough to leave the house (usually around 3 years old.)

Let's go play hashtag over by the poppies.

by GoingLikeSixty May 15, 2009

Hashtag

Derived from the use of the symbol followed by a nominated subject on Twitter.com (#<subject>) but has evolved to be an exclamation denoting an occurence, statement, or conversation has iconic status or a meta-meaning

A: He was still holding the dripping knife and meatcleaver while he addressed the camera-phones
B: Hashtag

A: That was a great set the band played
B: Hashtag

by ohnonotanotherid June 5, 2013

hashtag abuser

Someone who doesn't really understand that a hashtag is essentially a filing system on the internet. One thing can't go in so many random places, so: -

#Loving my #life right #now! Check out my #new #Wedges @ExpensiveShoes #PartyTime #yolo #fashion #geek #fun #Unicorn #boom #shuutup

... is just plain ridiculous, this goes under #shoes and/or maybe #life if you must. *rolls eyes

Also #HastagAbuser -

Just saw new @RyanGosling film he is so lush! #Heneedstobemyhusband (ahem..) #youwillloveit #wetterthananotterspocket #go

Who is EVER going to search those?!

Stop it #peace

'Jo's is such a hashtag abuser, hashtags every word in his tweets. Doesn't make sense, looks like spam!'

by Pocket August 4, 2014

hashtag

used in mainly tumblr, twitter or instagram

person: omg look at my picture, hashtag awesome swag #awesome #swag

by iloveselselselena November 10, 2013

hashtaghashtag

When you are too mainstream for the normal hashtag and wish to break the mould and become an edgy hip*

"I saw your tweet last night, my mind was blown"
"You saw my new thing?"
"Yeah!"
"I was banterful, 'My dogs just squat everywhere #hashtaghashtag #bitgrim #nomorefibrefor them'"
"Why you so witty?"
"I know not"

by Mildturd September 20, 2012

hashtag abuser

Someone who OD's on the hashtags to the point of being obnoxius.

A Hashtag Abuser's Posts on Social Media usually look like this :
I #me went#pasttensegoes to#2 the#da the#thee store#placetoshop .#puncuationmark #hashtagabuser

by nbecks August 4, 2014