by Boonshanka November 17, 2019

by Mountjew September 20, 2019

by BrokenBrotato August 2, 2020

by Ddelong January 20, 2018

When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.
"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"
"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"
Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"
Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "
"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"
Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"
Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "
by Slang Steroids January 20, 2019

-Hey bro, when you’re at the store, can you pick up some olive oil? This Greek girl is coming over and I’m trying to get a Mediterranean handie.
by George Whor-Well November 5, 2018

the not very known murderer of bob the builder, he jumped the mexican border and gained fame and financial prosperity after taking bobs place on the air
by twatdick November 12, 2021
