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Hancocked

When a person gets caught cheating on camera.
Matt Hancock got caught on CCTV snogging his aide, he was hancocked
by Smokysmoldoll July 27, 2021
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Hancock House

Hancock Hou, ses are thin, boxy, ugly. poorly constructed houses used for urban infill in gentrifying neighborhoods.

Hancock Houses are usually flat-roofed and flout the original design esthetic of the surrounding neighborhood.
Related to "Hancock", shoving your head up someone's ass (proverbially).
Hancock Houses are often described as "Fugly."
Oh boy #9.

The revenge of the Hancock Houses continued in 2020, despite the moratorium that was supposed to fix these sloppy, ugly monstrosities from infecting our neighborhoods. Despite the pronouncement by the City that "Slot Homes were dead," turns out they pushed through a few hundred permits before the moratorium took effect.
by Ninfa Mondegonfo MOn December 31, 2020
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Hancocked

To be conned, swindled, screwed over, lied to etc.

Named for the former UK Health Secretary, who engaged in multiple extremely shady backdoor deals—not just the one he was ousted for.
“I thought this bitcoin investment scheme I saw on insta was legit, but I lost seven grand. I got properly Hancocked!”
by A passer-by said June 27, 2021
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shelley hancock

a chemistry teacher who beats kids for getting answers wrong
i have shelley hancock for science

careful she might rip ur cock off
by andrew_tate September 21, 2023
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joseph hancock

Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever

so cute and lovable

will brighten your day

biggest penis on earth
person 1. ‘yo is that joseph hancock’

person2. ‘yeah he has a big cock and is super cool!’
by tylaj November 25, 2021
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Rosy Hancock

/ˈrōzē•hän•käk/

Noun

1. The act of using a female's menstrual blood to write your initials on her chest. Primarily completed during coitus.
Female: "Why did you write 'BB' on my chest in my period blood?"
Male: "Them there are my initials, baby. Just gave you a 'Rosy Hancock,"
Female: "Oh wow! Thanks. I always knew you were a sick fuck!"
by Mike Landberg March 27, 2015
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to pull a Hancock

To achieve vastly beyond one's abilities; seemingly without logical explanation.

Named after Matt Hancock, Secretary of State for Health and Social Care in the UK, who has managed to achieve high office without any discernible talent, an alleged long-term affair with someone way out of his league, and an ally in the Prime Minister despite being woefully unprepared for a pandemic that led to a tragically high mortality rate.
"There's no chance I won't be arrested after committing all of these crimes. To get out of this, I need to pull a Hancock."

"I just got promoted three times in one day despite sexually harassing a colleague. I must have pulled a Hancock."

"The Government knighted me even though I'm being investigated for fraud. Is it because I'm a Tory donor or did I just pull a Hancock?"
by BroJayDee June 26, 2021
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