hammie

our precious child. everyone loves him

omg your hammie is adorable!!

by peacheylush March 26, 2020

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

When you suck your own dick while your girl licks her pussy while listening to Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne and record it to send to Harvy Weinstein

Guy 1: John looks happy today
Guy 2: Well, I heard last night his girlfriend agreed to have a Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party

Guy 1: Lucky bastard

by Jorge_pro March 19, 2019

Hammy

A person who is very whiny. Also a person who gets bullied a lot and reports the bullies to the school authorities but they don't do anything about it. Also a dog name

Shut up Hammy, I am not giving it to you! Ha Ha, he's such a hammy, the counselor won't even tell us to stop.

by Jimmy the Butler July 4, 2023

Hammy

meaty , or thick

That burger was very Hammy said Jon

by ilikeswaggycheese March 30, 2022

Hammy Sammy

Another way of saying you're hammered.

Dude those white claw surges have me feelin hammy sammy! Let's go break some mailboxes!

by GeedEater December 9, 2024

Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.

Moons over my hammy and chill?

by Asheanra Calvin-Beasley-Moritz May 10, 2016