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piss guzzler

piss guzzler can be one of 2 things.

piss guzzler is a fucling chad who pretends to be a girl wich works for the moat part and is a cool dude who needs a gf pretty bad.

piss guzzler. someone who guzzles piss.
Piss Guzzler looks really cool today!

What? are you a piss guzzler?
by piss guzzler May 2, 2020
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Backend Guzzler

A strange little long haired creature that enjoys to guzzle at the back door. Although timid at first sight the guzzler really comes out of it's shell when indulging in the back door delights.
Pete: Hey Gregory. Did you see that funny little creature hanging around my back end?

Greg: Oh yeah, that's the mythical long haired Backend Guzzler. Chuck him a tasty morsel and watch him go!
by David Letter Man February 26, 2019
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Girth Guzzler

Have you seen the big Girth Guzzler, man is shredded lately from all the crossfit
by ahafhadf;jhnad;fhdfhana May 17, 2023
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Porridge guzzler

Cameron was caught swallowing a queer team members spunk!! What a Porridge guzzler!!!
by Scotte so fucking hotte September 25, 2023
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russian guzzler

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and you pull out and stick it in her mouth and cum.
Man i fucked this chick last night on her period. I pulled that shit out stuck it in her mouth and gave her a Russian guzzler.
by Sprunkle king January 31, 2017
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cum guzzler

Usually a female, a slut perhaps, who gives many many blow jobs for free.
"dude, don't date her shes a cum guzzler!"
"Oh man, how would you know?"
"Dude.... she gave me a blow job last weekend...For FREE"
"MAN. I thought she was a nice lady" Sobs in a corner. "I also thought you were my friend!"
"Dude. I AM, I was drunk. She was horny, I gave her want she wanted, you would've done the same thing!"
"Man, your right, you are the best friend anyone could ever have..." Sobs happily! "Your right, she is a cum guzzler
by Midge16 March 13, 2010
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crumpet guzzler

One who consumes vast amounts of crumpetry based goods in a short time frame.
"Mary you fucking crumpet guzzler! you ate them all!!"
by Peter martin January 14, 2008
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