by Captain Reuben Price April 19, 2023
The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.
"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"
"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"
*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.
by 33bottles November 20, 2013
Damn, she has gunk mouth
by kcj September 8, 2016
when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!
Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.
by lilly1974 February 4, 2009
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