Guilty Gear

If you play this, its impossible that youre straight

Guy1: Wanna play guilty gear?
Guy2: Nah, im not homosexual

by Topcat23 May 1, 2024

Guilty

Guilty? I mean... Maybe if you deny women agency over there own mind and decisions.

Hym "Guilty? But wait... Ah! You think it too! That, women are dumb whores who are easily tricked or manipulated into doing things they shouldn't! See!? You'd HAVE TO to think he's guilty. He tells a story about defrauding a man out of $10,000 under the guise of getting to meet this woman in person... But that isn't a woman defrauding a man of her own volition...HE BrAiNwAsHeD HER! THAT'S THE STORY! THAT'S HIS CRIME! HE BrAiNwAsHeD WOMEN INTO DOING ONLY-FANS BEFORE IT WAS A THING! THAT'S WHAT HE'S GUILTY OF... But that's not ALL women. The True Scottsman wouldn't get BrAiNwAsHeD... Just the feeble-minded wittle gurls! His relationship with those women is reflective of the relationship between men and women at a broader level (and not an interpersonal one. I don't want to hear any of your 'buh muh wife not sloot!' Yes. Your wife sloot.). You see it? How men they don't want to fuck are footing the bill for both of them to live a life of luxury? See it? Hilarious!"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2023

Oh, you’re not guilty!

When someone is acquitted of something with little to no inquiry or investigation.

“Did you do it?”
“No.”
“Oh, you’re not guilty!”

by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018

Guilty Glove

When you commit sins wearing nothing but gloves, usually performed in the bedroom.

"Gerald is an avid user of the Guilty Glove."
"I caught my dad with the Guilty Glove last night, mom wasn't happy."

by Gerald E. Smith January 6, 2020

Guilty Mind

A person that by mental fault can be determanded having a guilty mind due to the denying or admitting or accused of actions they committed having a guilty mind and will be accountably for such.

When asked if he could state his opinioun of the matter. His guilty mind proved his guilt.

by Domino Warrior June 29, 2021

Guilty Dad

A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.

The child usually plays this to their advantage.

'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'

'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'

'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'

by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010

Not Guilty

Kyle H. Rittenhouse.

Joe: Did you hear Rittenhouse was found not guilty?
Bob: Yeah! Those communists who tried to attack him deserved what they got!

by 1337bhop March 17, 2022