GUFF CHET

BULL SHIT, crazy

NO GUFF CHET, GARTH, THERE IS A DOG STUCK ON THE ROOF.

by KALONEOUS October 17, 2008

guff ont swed

fart on your head, or how you doing?

hello, guff ont swed?

by Hawker January 25, 2004

Guff

Guff is a way to call someone fat.

Friend: Hey your so guff!
You: :(

by MidFNBR November 16, 2025

Guff

A skin in the game Fortnite, inspired by Skye's companion Ollie.

Have you seen Guff? He is so fluffy, right?

by SomeoneNotPopular September 10, 2021

Guff

a slang for the word "stuff",used when someone is stressed out.

I am too tired!I don't wanna do this guff!

by BoatPui September 29, 2021

Guff Fuckler

A Guff Fuckler is someone who is under the height of 5 Foot 6 (167 cm), greasy long hair and are usually an overall unhygienic and dirty person.

"Chris is such a Guff Fuckler"

by TB50Cal January 18, 2025

GUFF

(G)irl (U) (F)inally (F)ucked

*when you meet your friends new girlfriend *
“hey bro, is this the guff?”
“yeah man this is her!”

by bigbrickdaddy June 7, 2022