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gaper

One that can successfully insert all 10 fingers into their anal port.
Holy shit, his fingertips are covered in shit! What a fucking gaper!
by sarge October 24, 2003
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Gaper Gates

Gaper Gates are swarms of rookie skiiers which clog narrow parts of the ski runs, usually toward the end of the day when everyone is getting off the mountain. Mostly annoying, they can be fun to slalom as you pass through.
At the base of Lion's Head in Vail on BornFree, I linked 12 turns around the gaper gates!
by offpistol January 17, 2009
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gaper

when a girl acts like she ain't been fucked in the ass...but she has.
"Fuck me in my virgin ass"..."wow, yer a gaper."
by JefferD December 19, 2004
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Gumper

(noun)
Someone who is "Gumpy", lengthy, tall, uncordinated kind of person.
One who's some what like a loser, or a dork.. somebody who falls alot, clumsy, etc.
Dooode, look at that guy over there, he's such a gumper yo'.
Yo' that basketball player sucks, he's a major gumper.
by dEMAR J* February 13, 2009
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GuapGraze

GuapGraze = Guap + Graze
- endless wild free pastures full of sweeet guap! Goldmine.
- process of consuming free guap.
- something obsenely easy and lucrative
- heavenly manna
it's a real GuapGraze, dude!
by Razin August 14, 2007
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guyperbole

Fanciful, hyperbolic exaggeration by a youthful male, usually about chicks, booze or sex.
Cory: How was the frat party, bro?
Floyd: Historic, dude. I drank 47 beers and banged every chick from Gamma Delta Phi.
Cory: Dude, that's some serious guyperbole.
Floyd: Straight up, dude. Those sorority bitches were beggin' for it.
Cory: No way; that's like 30 chicks!
Floyd: 29, but one brought her Mom.
Cory: You did the Mom, too?? No way!
Floyd: Way-way, dude. That freak-bitch couldn't get enough.
Cory: Dude, you are the King of Spank!
by Etymological Gangsta January 16, 2010
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Two-Gulper

The act of swallowing a huge cum load after a sexual intercourse, blowjob, or anal sex that requires the swallower two gulps to get all the cum down.
Man: “I’m cumming!”
Woman: “muffled sounds.....mhmm...gulp.....gulp.....holy shit!”
Man: “What?”
Woman: “That was a lot of cum! I needed two gulps to swallow it all!”
Man: “Wow nice, it was a two-gulper. That’s why I wanted to give you a facial instead but you wanted to swallow!”
Woman: “Hum, just hurry up and bring me some water!”
by Ben D Please III July 24, 2018
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