Gruene Hall

The asshole of a gay German after being penetrated by a cucumber.

Hey Hans, sure glad I bought those extra cucumbers, would you look at that Gruene Hall.

by DragQueenie March 7, 2018

Grund

A white computer nerd that thinks of himself as a gangster rapper. A person who writes lyrics that are mostly about computers, and only being able to have sex over the internet.

Say you know a Grund that has a GIANT very miscolored KMK tattoo on his arm, which he calls a 'sleeve.'

A Grund has never physically had sex with a female only with their hand and the internet.

A Grund's raps all in one way or another are about computers, and getting 'pussy' on the internet.

Someone who talks like they were raised in the hood, but infact their parents were rich and they lived extremely well off would deffinatly be considered a Grund.

A Grund could also be known as a Snitch/Fed would get caught by the police for being in possession of lets just say drugs, and they rat on every dealer they know of then magically have all charges dropped.

Lastly a Grund is most definitely a virgin.

AKA another good one I saw Amgtg

by GangstaFry November 19, 2010

grundel gravy

The sweat that accumulates in the resevoir that is the spot between the penis (or vagina) and asshole. Usually smells worse than other forms of sweat and is probably toxic.

I went over to my girlfriend's house after soccer last night and while we were fucking around, she cleaned my gooch with her tonque. I'm pretty sure the grundel gravy killed her.

by MyGrundelKicksYourGrundelsAss March 27, 2007

Grundel Baby

The creation of a beautiful new baby by porking a girl in the toot shoot and accidentally breaking through the perianum while busting a nut. Thus the term Grundel Baby.

While I tried to park my H2 in the back of her single car garage, I slipped and busted a Grundel Baby maker move. She was upset.

by john gruber September 22, 2006

Grube Syndrome

1. When the electricity goes out, and people who have been used to always working begin to freak out.
2. When people used to constant electronic access, lose their devices (temporarily or permanently) and go through rapid withdrawal.

1. Ann: Have you seen the way Bob has been acting lately?

Jake: The power is out. What do you expect? It's Grube Syndrome.

2. Robby: Why is Andrew acting so crazy?

Allen: His parents took away his laptop because he got a C in Economics. He's going through some serious Grube Syndrome.

by millenialwatchdog April 29, 2011

the grunberg

An uncoordinated style of walking involving a bobbling of the entire body and a greatly exaggerated step with the heel. Generally, the grunberg is a genetic condition and cannot be cured unless the afflicted person is carrying a large weight used to stabilize their body.

"That janitor cannot mop the floor efficiently because he is afflicted with the grunberg."

"If he expects to run the mile in a decent amount of time, he should carry some weight in order to offset the grunberg."

by theWHIPPINGboy February 13, 2005

grunchy

being a grumpy curmudgeon

He sounded grunchy in his complaint.

by Mary G August 4, 2006