Pants on the Ground

Brilliant and awe inspiring song/ballad written by lyrical visionary 62-year-old activist 'General' Larry Platt. This brave American man made his Television debut on American Idol's 9th season in Atlanta, Georgia. Following his audition, Idol judge Simon Cowell commented that he believed that the song would be a hit.

"Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking down town with yo pants on the ground
get it up!!
HEY! got your pants off the ground
lookin like a fool, walkin talking
with you pants on the ground
get it up
hey get them pants off the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Lookin’ like a fool with you pants on the ground."

by Enzo_The_Baker January 18, 2010

Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.

Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

by qqduck March 13, 2008

Ground Pound

A Technique where Amelia Watson Ground Pound Your Mom.

Ground Pound, That's funny cause you know that's what I did to your mom last night.

by JaxHololive June 12, 2021

Ground Noose

Picture a noose. Like for hanging people. But you attach one end to the ground and the other end to your neck. Then you just stand up really quick.

Andrew Jackson was hung for treason via ground noose. That's pretty much the only time it's ever been used by someone other than drunken pirate hookers.

by Boneroo January 16, 2009

Ground Raw Beef

When a male grinds excessively with a female so long that the skin on the males dick becomes raw from friction

Man last night was amazing but now I've got ground raw beef and it hurts like hell.

by Sexual Conotations May 12, 2014

groundjingle

The act of cutting open your bull sack and placing a goldfish inside it then sewing it back up. Leaving the fish wiggling.

‘Oh man you’ve really got a good groundjingle’

by Bean bags May 22, 2019

high-grounded

The act of losing both your arms and legs within a short period of time.

Person 1- Dude, did you here what happened to Zac?

Person 2- Yeah man, it was brutal. He got high-grounded by a train.

by well alright then boomer February 17, 2020