Gerth

It is usually how big around something is

“Omg Stacy have you seen Byron’s cock it has so much gerth and length”

by Ginger👃 November 16, 2018

Dirty Gareth

Not to be confused with a ‘dirty Garfield’, there is no pussy involved with a Dirty Gareth. The Dirty Gareth defines the mutual destruction of two male anuses, specifically describing the act of anal fisting between two similar looking Middle Aged Caucasian men.

See them two men at bar, that’ll be a Dirty Gareth tonight.

by Bazza66998 February 26, 2019

Gareth Bale

Synonym of physical injury.

Bob was taken to hospital for minor gareth bales..

by Saltbender November 13, 2017

Greshlame

When a cow eats another cow for no reason.

"She ate her because she had to, it's not like she did it out of greshlame or something"

by croovman November 6, 2003

Grathser copycentre

When you go to the print or copy room of a business, and the staff are all lounging on the floor, hammered drunk, pissed outta their minds, just like Paul McGrath, then that area is known as a 'Grathser copycentre'.

You: Dessie can I have 3 reams for our printer?
Dessie: Ah go and ask me bollix ya bald hoor.
Yo: This is such a flamin' Grathser copycentre.

by noamshouseparty June 24, 2009

gerth turtle

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

by Gerth turtle June 8, 2016

Greta

A greta is a nice intelligent girl but she is also very agressive. She is sarcastic and kinky af! She often has deep thoughts and worries about the world. She also loves animals more than people. You won't forget her perfect body and great apple ass! She is a sort of a witch and sometimes she can predict situations.

#greta #OftenNamedGreat #niceass

by Bruhmantakethismfname! January 1, 2017