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big greasy

a nikname for an overweight person.
by justin l lewis March 5, 2016
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Greasy Onion

Somebody who never showers, smells like feet and hair is like greasy feet.
Does Dillon ever shower?
No hes a Greasy Onion.
by natefun March 15, 2015
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greasy baseball

When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.
"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"
by Dirty Walter & The Boys April 11, 2017
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Greasy emo

This person is what gives the emo a bad reputation. There can be attractive and non-dirt bag emo kids, however the greasy emo is currently out numbering the clean emo greatly. In general a greasy emo wears glitter on their eye lids, as well as thick gross eyeliner. The greasy emo also tends to be a tad... fucking massive.
Becca: MMMMM glitter on my eyes, MCR in the ears, and a beer belly the size of a whale hanging over the belt. THATS HOW I ROLL.
Me: You're the definition of "greasy emo" your even on UD now.
Becca: Did you say i was emo?! Thats what I was going for :D *loves it*
Me: *PROJECTILE VOMIT EURYWHERE*
by its_saturn February 16, 2009
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greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
by beerlover87 January 7, 2009
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greasy zamboni

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.
After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.
by James t Smith May 27, 2008
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greasy fig

To take a shit on the morning after a night out on the booze and junk food.
I had a skin full of beer and a stomach full of curry and curled off a bowl of greasy figs this morning.
by Ben kill July 13, 2007
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