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Hermione Granger

The bushy-haired, buck-teethed, know-it-all friend of Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley in the "Harry Potter" series. She and Draco Malfoy belong together. They secretly lust after each other, but pretend to hate each other. This is what makes them the ideal love-hate relationship.
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy belong together. Their chemistry makes them the perfect couple.
by I love Draco Malfoy October 29, 2006
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1. A random group of drunks that should be avoided at all cost.

2. known to eat raw or uncooked meat i.e ground chuck, bacon, steak, fish heads.

3. will do anything for a dollar.

4. stupid is as stupid does.

5.someone who always has a cigarette in mouth.
God damn granger bit me on the skull again.
by bob letosky April 20, 2006
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The Granger

The Stranger: when a male sits on one of his hands, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate with said hand, as it feels like someone else is performing the act.
The Granger: The gay stranger: When a homosexual male sits on his penis, occluding blood flow, and then proceeds to masturbate, as it feels as though another's penis is in his hand.
Man, my penis feels like someone else's penis. The Granger.
by Roddgers March 13, 2011
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Granger

When you fall in love with a Granger and then get dumped like an old sock
She got grangered hard she never saw it coming
by Trashidic May 24, 2018
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Whole Grazer

Person who feels as though Whole Foods is so expensive that in order to get their money's worth, they have to try every sample available, often multiple times
That place is expensive, but he's a Whole Grazer so he just wanders around eating samples until he has eaten so much that it has paid for his groceries
by jimmjat March 15, 2009
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Free Grazer

A female, who when performing fellatio, refuses to be tied down. Moving upon her own will, she rejects and is in fact turned off by instruction and/or physical direction from the male.
Man, that chick from the party blew my mind last night. As soon as we got home she went down on me, and she was such a free grazer. I couldn't keep her under control!
by Jarla2009 April 8, 2011
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Hermione Granger

Harry to Hermione Granger- "Hello Female Ron"
by HP FAN214567910 July 31, 2011
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