Tranny Granny

When your grandpa puts on your grandma's clothes and crossdresses.

What's up with Pop lately? He can't stop doing the tranny granny.

by meowlnir October 6, 2016

tranny granny

A transvdite grandma.

Neil's grandma is a tranny granny

by Darryl February 5, 2003

grab-a-granny

A bar mostly frequented by older people, mainly older ladies.

"Where's dad tonight"?
"He's down at the grab-a-granny".

by allofgodschildren October 4, 2016

Granny Tranny

Old Men(perferably over 50) engaged in sexual activity dressed up as Old Lady's

I was totally into that old lady till I found out she was a granny tranny

by Surg June 3, 2006

granny's oysters

The dangling labia of a woman of a certain age, usually found on females over 65

Simon had heard of Granny's Oysters but looking down at his grandmother in the bath revealed the true horror of this labial nightmare!

by Ivor Lar-Jed June 29, 2006

screwed the granny

v. From the t.v. show Futurama, to screw up, particularly to go back in time and mess up the future flow of events. From the episode where the main character, Fry, went back in time and slept with a woman who turned out to be his grandmother. Used in later episodes to indicate a time-related screw-up.

(After Fry took a lantern meant to signal Paul Revere) Fry, you've really screwed the granny this time!

Marty McFly, you kissed your mom?!? Boy, you've really screwed the granny this time!

by Trina94 November 20, 2013

Granny gravy

When an old lady shits herself she may produce what is known as granny gravy. This is what gives the old people home it's distinctive scent

Person one: you smell that?
Person two: we in an old folks home. You smelling granny gravy

by Bingull February 18, 2023