by st-kay January 26, 2013
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A: Hey, China is going to collapse soon!
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.
by paul_j. November 26, 2019
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A Gordon-Hill is when one takes a shit and does not wipe afterwards, spending the rest of the day in their own filth.
What’s that smell?
Michael took a shit and there wasn’t any toilet paper, so, He’s Gordon-Hilling for the rest of the day.
Michael took a shit and there wasn’t any toilet paper, so, He’s Gordon-Hilling for the rest of the day.
by MGH2020 April 19, 2021
Get the Gordon-Hill mug.Gordon-Life is a GMOD machinima parody of the infamous Half-Life series, as well as other notable titles, including War of the Servers & HLVRAI. Made by HenryTurnLeft, Gordon-Life follows Gordon Freeman and his journey to bring his grandmother a birthday cake. Followed by Barnald and Kliener (also occasionally the really hot Barnald's Mom), Gordon makes his way through the combin regime to take down the nefarious Dr. Bean, and avoid getting the mysterious G-Man fired from his job. Gordon-Life has 10 episodes, 7 being the original, 1 being a Christmas special, 1 being a part of Gordon-Life: Full-Life Consequences and 1 being a cast commentary. Gordon-Life started production on July 13th, 2021 and the latest episode was posted on July 15th, 2022. Lately, the Gordon-Life creators have started to resent their own creation, so an 11th episode is highly unlikely.
by Matchious Manious November 2, 2022
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by Your Pseudynom April 24, 2009
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by WeaZaa October 11, 2011
Get the A Gordon mug.Dillon Gordon is a very sweet adorable (not hot, but not unattractive) boy/man who acts cool even though some people hate him, but not really because he is so kind so no one hates him. He is someone who is older than you but not by much. He is someone who isnt around you a lot but when he is around you you feel comfortable and safe. If you know someone who is a Dillon Gordon, know them well.
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