gopher

A system that pre-dates the World Wide Web for organizing and displaying files on Internet servers. A Gopher server presents its contents as a hierarchically structured list of files. With the ascendance of the Web, many gopher databases were converted to Web sites which can be more easily accessed via Web search engines.
Gopher was developed at the University of Minnesota and named after the school's mascot. Two systems, Veronica and Jughead, let you search global indices of resources stored in Gopher systems.

Before search engines I'would look for porn on a gopher.

by David Bleach January 15, 2004

Gopher Bop

To strike ones testicles

Ball Taging

by TIMMAH March 9, 2003

Gopher Puffs

When You Chop Off The Balls Of Multiple Gophers Then Put Their Nuts In A Bowl And Pour Milk Over The Balls Then Enjoy Eaten At Breakfast Time

Guy:What Are We Gonna Eat For breakfast
Guy2:well I Just Got Some Gopher Puffs Just Make Sure You Dont Choke On The Fur

by LIL DANG^ER6U$ F6LKZ January 20, 2009

GoPer Tart

A person with the IQ of Sarah Palin. Having a retarded child is optional.

Lush Limpball is such a GoPER Tart when he jokes about Trig.

by ADopeSmoker February 24, 2010

glopper

One who glops; A masturbator.

Paul Browning was thought to be the biggest glopper in Mid-Wales until his crown was taken by the arch glopper, Peter Evans.

by tom101 August 4, 2003

Gopher Holing

When you've got a turd playing peek-a-boo with your butt!

C'mon lady get out of the bathroom I've got a turd gopher holing here!

by LadyAnneValentine September 29, 2010

gomper

A person of low intelligence or retarded.It can apply to a male or a female. Gompers may or may not know that they are retarded. The term originates from the Gomper School for the Mentally Challenged in Phoenix, Arizona.

Oh, that dude is such a gomper, he can't even f'in tie his shoes.

by Uncle Che November 11, 2008