golfer

An individual with dark skin. A black person.

As heard on the Opie and Anthony show on XM channel 202.

Watch out for that golfer!!!

by TVL April 13, 2005

golfers alzheimers

A condition in which a golfer, when recalling how many strokes they had on the hole, can omit ceratain strokes from memory.
A person with this condition will forget that first drive that they sliced into the woods or the third shod that hit the bunker wall and rolled back to where it was previously. Unfortunately, the condition is tough to kick. It is also difficult to remind a person who is affected about a shot. Having the condition is often funny when reminded of a shot.

Golfer: hey phil, what did you have on that hole?

Golfer w/ GA: Uhh.. (looks forward, points once, twice, three times, and a fourth) I had a four.

Golfer: Oh. Good hole. Wait a sec, your first shot was OB. You had a six.

Golfer w/ GA: Umm... wasn't that last hole?

Golfer: No, that was this hole, you definately have golfers alzheimers. Haha

by nastynnas September 10, 2009

galleria

A place in sherman oaks were the secuirty guards kick you out if you dont push in your chair. The place used to be "cool" untill PUNK RAWK 6th and 7th graders took it over. Now people just go there to smoke pot.

6th grader:OMGZ ARE U LIKE GOING TO THE GALLY TONIGHT? TEEHHEE!!!11!!!
8th grader: no um. your gay. bye

by Jessica March 15, 2005

Gobler

A blunt rolled in such a fashion: it is first lined with slightly melted hash oil, then the wet oil is soaked and covered in keif until no longer sticky, then rolled with the finest kush money can buy. Then....smoke.....enjoy.....happy thanksgiving!

Yo, u got those dabs? fuck dabs, lets roll a GOBLER!

by TurkeyToker November 28, 2012

Gooler

This is a word taken from the indonesian word "gooling " which is a bolster used for hugging or for support behind pillows.

Jonathan: Pass the freaking gooler my neck hurts cause my pillow is too low
John: NO i need something to hug! GO AWAY

by ChancetheGuac November 4, 2018

Browsing the gallery

(V.) An alternate way of saying masturbation without feeling too awkward.
A more enjoyable and relaxed form of masturbation.

Family member: "So what have you been doing in your spare time, Dear?"
You: "Not much. Mostly just browsing the gallery."
Family member: "Oh...That's nice!"
You: "Yes. Yes it is."

by StickyStickyy April 8, 2017

Golledge

A Golledge is a person put on this earth for us normal people, due to their handicap being incredibly retarded. A term of endearment for the mentally handicapped or stupid. It is commonly believed that Golledge's are created by fucktarded, mouth breather sperm. Though plausible, this is the cause of furries, not Golledge's. However, a proven, common cause of Golledgation is your mother getting stuck in the stink, forgetting to wipe off the tard-infested shit off your father's dick, then getting stuck in the pink thus conceiving your retarded ass. Check science. There are some new developments that indicate that some forms of autism may be linked to early television viewing. A common tell-tale sign of being a Golledge is trying to use the plugs from Hot Topic to pleasure yourself, suffering from dandruff, being gay, or being a weeaboo. Alternative theories suggest that Golledgation is also caused by punching pregnant women in the stomach, or when a man uses a condom, as some Durex factories carry headlice and stringrays and AIDS.

Golledge Aids pregnant

by Craag Macgregor April 29, 2009