republican golf

When your shots keep going to the right, aka, a slice

I can't cure this slice. I've been playing republican golf all day.

by golferman1970 December 31, 2011

golf gypsy

Extremely or excessively sensitive.

"what's jenna crying for again?"
"no idea, she's just a golf gypsy"
"word!"

by Ian Rush September 4, 2006

golf fap

When someone masturbates inaudibly.

Bob was golf fapping while I was sleeping in his room.

by dirtysavant January 22, 2012

Google golf

A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.

My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!

by ekolis January 26, 2014

Army Golf

A golfer who often slices and hooks after striking the golf ball. Most golfers have one or the other (slice or hook) but someone who plays "army golf" hits both types of wayward shots. He/She hits one right, left, right, left just like they are marching in the army.

Golfer 1: "Hey Bill, how did you hit em'?

Golfer 2: "Oh man I was playing army golf today... Right, Left, Right, Left."

by tommy gunns May 23, 2010

golf bug

the unrelenting desire to play golf, get better at golf, watch golf and/or learn about golf

Billy caught the golf bug, now he wants to do is golf, talk about golf, watch golf and get better at golf.

by golfbugblog.com January 27, 2020

butt golf

Using the force of ones butthole to thrust a golf ball out of ones anus. Usually played on a mini-golf sizes course

"I'm sore from playing butt golf the other day"

by Ryanrath October 9, 2013