Glopen

A word with Dutch origin that can be substituted for any other word. It's a wild card word, similar to English phrase "yada yada yada"

How is your glopen morning going...
Met a few old friends some of them are just gone glopen

by GuruOfNone June 2, 2022

Gloptrod

An individual who carries themselves in an extremely sloppy and/or lethargic manner. Can be described as a messy, slow, dirty person.

“Henry needs to get his act together. I can’t stand gloptrods like him.”

by Mr. Octavious July 6, 2022

gloppened

open mouthed in amazement

Being totally gloppened in amazement when he won the lottery

by anonymous November 10, 2022

Gloppy

to give head. that gawk gawk 3000.

guy 1: man, emily gave me the best gloppy last night bro!

by canessauceonmyballs November 14, 2022

Glopper Schlopper

Ask Don

contact don to find out what a glopper schlopper is

by Sphincks January 4, 2024

glopping

Pouring cement into your asshole and trying to take a shit, thus creating a force that will blow your cheeks apart; an unmovable object vs an unstoppable force.

Jeff: "Last week I was out of school cause I was glopping so hard I had to be sent to the hospital"

Kevin: "What the fuck"

by lazality January 6, 2024

Gloptigon

It is a form of satire that uses absurdity and wit to critique societal norms, institutions, or individuals. It's characterized by its ability to simultaneously entertain and provoke thought, often leaving the audience questioning the status quo.

“That’s SUCH a gloptigon!”

by lmaoimsocool2928 May 2, 2024