Goobing

Fingering yourself while simultaneously watching someone on the phone and sending voice messages about goobing

dude that girl said she was goobing and sent a voice message

by gastootapplepout December 31, 2024

gloing gloing

lovely, affectionate name for a partner.

"i love you, gloing gloing"

by cherryisapinktree January 11, 2025

Globbing

Globbing: The act of ejaculating an excessive amount into or onto something, usually after a prolonged period of edging or orgasm control. Often accompanied by semi-solid sperm due to orgasm denial prior to ejaculation.

Bro, I'm about to glob. Bro, bro, I'm globbing! Oh!

by Jared (Asher) March 23, 2026

Goobington

Goobington, a joke for a friend

“THEY ARE EATING GOOBINGTONS!”

by GartSimpson July 27, 2025

Goobing

To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.

You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.

by miss_greeny October 21, 2025

glowing computer chip

synonym to LED
was intended to be an insult towards LEDs, but actually makes for a good alternative title for them

— I hate those glowing computer chips so much!
- some jerk in Technology Connections comments, probably, circa 2020

by kalabochik November 14, 2025

Gloving

Gloving is a dangerous weapon disguised as art it was banned after the gloving and sliding war of the big 25 previously people didn’t know the power and influence the gloving community had over them some describe them as a cult

The first documented gloving technique was “the liquid flow”

by Dixiecup🦕 December 17, 2025