girlfrienditis

A disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. Usually seen in more nerdy guys.

Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.

A guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend...
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."

by Thunderbird rocker March 29, 2009

A GIRLFRIEND

something you will never get

If you are looking for a girlfriend read the text below

Fuck you you will me single forever

by Pussylicker1889 November 30, 2018

Girlfriend

A beautiful creature that some dudes dream of having but never will.

Mike: Yo, where's your girlfriend?

Tito: STFU nigguh you know I ain't got one.

Mike: LMAO...fucking loser.

Tito: Word.

by Uptown NY NY July 1, 2008

not girlfriend

A girl that you like, do/buy things for, yet aren't officially dating due to a variety of reasons including, but not limited to:
1. One set of parents forbids dating. 2. You want to avoid the drama that comes along with dating. 3. If one of your/her exes finds out, you/she is gunna get they butt kicked.

Guy 1: "Dude your girlfriend is Hot!"
Guy 2: "No man she's my "not girlfriend," Her Mom would kill me if she found out we're dating."

by Who-Di-Freaking-Yah April 7, 2009

Girlfriend

She's like sleep something you will never get

Person 1 " Gee wiz I wish I had a girlfriend"
Person 2 "An imaginary girlfriend would do"
Person 1 "Nah dude I don't dream nor sleep"
Person 2 " Well never thought reality and non-reality would coexist"

by Flower Power 101 January 30, 2021

Girlfriend

One's mythological female creature that exists to bathe you with love and affection if you do the same to it.

I wish my girlfriend was real.

by Depressed_Cheetah July 25, 2020

Girlfriend

Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.

Guy 1: I want a girlfriend

Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.

by h20polo1717 May 18, 2021