girlfriend

The future wife of another man who will inevitably try and dominate you and your wallet.

"I just wanna fuck! Who needs a girlfriend?"

by disgrunteled boyfriend November 17, 2004

girlfriend

Another term for your right hand.

Im writing with my girlfriend.

by Astute February 17, 2014

Girlfriend

A girl that you have to spend your time and money with. Most of your free time is takin so their isnt anytime for your bros or for xbox/playstation. Most guys only get them because they are lonly or want to get laid.

1) Bro 1: Come hang and play some xbox with the bros tonight!

Bro 2: Can't, I have a girlfriend.

2) "Man, Im getting laid tonight!"

by Manuelr11 December 3, 2013

Girlfriend

Loving, caring individual who stands by your side no matter what. Will, in some odd instances, become infatuated with dog demons from a certain anime that will not be mentioned. Damn dog demons.

OMFG why dont Melissa and Donnie just get a freaking room?!

by LoLlerskate June 5, 2005

girlfriend

a firearm; a handgun; a type of weaponry

all i need in this life of sin, is me & my girlfriend, down to ride to the bloody end, just me & my girlfriend.

by Aaron Franklin May 13, 2005

girlfriend

something you will never get

i dont have a girlfriend..

by niyker June 27, 2023

girlfriend

A girlfriend, also known as partner or s/o, is someone you fell in love with, while known, only %1 of the world's population as this.

I have a girlfriend.

by s4ptaa September 22, 2022